vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

hahah sure u look like ud enjoy some light bandage ;)
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rhydonmyhardon:

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you bet your sweet ass i do i fucking love light. bandage.

Reply to this with your best peace sign

weloveshortvideos:

look at our sub lol - Vine by TIANA ELYSE

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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createthefuckingchaos:

evexm:

LOOK AT HIS SMILE UGH

createthefuckingchaos:

evexm:

LOOK AT HIS SMILE UGH

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

mangum-pi:

i know you want me

mangum-pi:

i know you want me

alpacamazing:

school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god